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andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

ALSO I HAVE WIFI AGAIN FUCK YES

the only annoying thing about going to concerts is having to take off all my whore makeup afterwards. 

chasingshhadows:

kedreeva:

chasingshhadows:

heathyr:

heathyr:

heathyr:

In a world where people don’t see in color until they find their true mate”

OH MY GOD

SO MANY FIC POSSIBILITIES AND I WANT TO READ ALL OF THEM

what if when you meet your soul mate you…

drarry:

do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character

mistress92:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

"FUCKING WRITING DESK!!!"

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

vinebox:

When you’re high as fuck and your parents walk in

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

hotboyproblems:

I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years